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I HAVE A PHONE INTERVIEW FOR A NEW JOBBBB

OMG

squeee, time to run!

pahua:

Game of Downton Abbey (by Sagar Jethani)

Dunno if you’ve seen/heard to this…

All of the awards

Men suck sometimes, especially the ones that think they’re “doing me a favor” by acting as my “mentor” in the business world.  Excuse me, but there is no way that you can mentor me because we do not have similar conflicts. Excuse me, but I am perfectly capable of introducing myself to people without your help. And in case you haven’t noticed, I am dressed appropriately, know people here, and am fully capable of achieving my goal for being at this meeting.

It’s almost a benefit that you think so little of me because of my age and gender.

New career path: communications and public relations.

I think that’s the next “lily pad” to CSR, corporate America, etc. etc. 

Now to go make rice and black beans for dinner… does the day end?

So this Country station in Central Florida does this second date update at 8:15 every morning. People who have gone on a date and are have trouble securing a second date with the person call into the radio station, they keep caller 1 on the phone and call person 2 to find out what went wrong. I’ve heard some crazy shit on here… like one guy who was mad that the girl used him for his “skrimps” aka shrimp and didn’t want to go back out with him (turns out he had 7 kids from 5 different women and it freaked the girl out), a woman called saying everything went fine - they talked about the lives they wanted to have, etc… he said she was clingy and scared him because she was trying to plan their lives together… TODAY’S TAKES THE CAKE.

This dude calls, says that everything at dinner was awesome and he thinks the reason she won’t answer him is because she met his grandmother (they live together) and maybe got freaked out. So they call. The girl explains that the grandmother is in an urn… dead. He proceeded to ask her if the grandmother can come on the date with them and she (feeling backed into a corner) says yes. He THEN straps the urn into the front seat and makes the date sit in the backseat. AJ & Ashley (the radio DJs) were like… wtf did we just get into? And this dude says that he brings his grandma with him EVERYWHERE. Wtf is going on with people these days??

Anyway, today is Robert and I’s 3 year anniversary. So far no plans that I know of, but he is planting flowers and has cleaned a lot of the house for me already today.  We are preparing for our graduation party on Saturday when over 30 people will be at our house. So excited! I’m not excited to sit through the ceremony but I can’t wait for everyone to be here. 

We have a very promising opportunity for him with the Health Department. I even was able to speak with the hiring manager today! I hope that this works out for him, he will be making bank! I’m considering getting my teaching certificate. This job hunting crap is ridiculous and I could teach any age group. And I’d be getting paid more than I am now. Life comes at you in all different ways, I just hope it all works out in the end :)

Things I don’t have a problem doing: making sure that as a fucking dentist you are doing your damn job and your staff is friendly. When they are not, I don’t have a problem arguing. When they get really fucking sassy and bitch at me I have no problem smiling and saying thank you.

But when I walk out and I know you’re talking shit about me, it still hurts my feelings. I know not everyone has to like you, but I am trying to take care of my family and when you are nasty for no reason, it still hurts. Don’t understand why people do that… Wahh I’m emotional.

Please explain to me how this is comfortable.

Girl I am graduating with just wrote:

Officially excepted to the UF Master’s in Entrepreneurship Program!!

…. excepted.

…. excepted.

…. EXCEPTED.

AND YOU ARE A COLLEGE GRADUATE.

bolto:

when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you

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